173,262 notesGET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
#basically every fangirl ever
107,487 notesImagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
77,366 notesScience experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
53,239 notessmall talk is the worst
tell me your darkest secrets or fuck off
58,439 notescloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
