steal her look: spooky pumpkin:
- gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
- saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
- pumpkin $3
if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school
my friend got hit by a car
he still went to school
what a nerd
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.
The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11
Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.
college kids before midterms be like
*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.